ZombieFood

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I have watched so many zombie movies and played zombie video games that I think I am an expert on what to do when they finally arrive. First, I would get my kids in the car and drive to a location that is in the mountains and surrounded by nothing for miles. On the way, I would get the following weapons:

1. Rifle

2. Bat

3. Knives

4. Bow and Arrow (dad taught me how to)

5. Grenades

I would try to get as many canned foods and water that I could.

When we arrive at the location, I would setup traps all around the place, so I can hear the zombies coming. I wouldn’t be idiotic like other people who make all this noise and have lights on everywhere. We would have to live in the dark, so no one could know that we are there. I would also ensure that I have a full tank of gas in case we have to leave the location and head some place else. If we can find an abandoned place with a basement, we would probably stay in the basement so we can have lights.

While we are there, I would always practice my shooting, so I can become a sharp shooter when those zombies head our way. I hope that day never comes because one thing that I fear are zombies. If zombies were to come, I hope they are George Romero zombies that are super slow and I can outrun. If those crazy, fast zombies were the ones who were to infest this world, then I don’t think that children and I would have a chance. =( Maybe I will be like Claire in Resident Evil who was super hardcore, and could terrorize those zombies in return.

Let’s just hope that day never comes.